The Culinary Grammys

I'm thinking of starting my own awards ceremony: the Culinary Grammys. Each year we'd reward truly outstanding culinary creations in the same way that the Grammys reward musical excellence. This year's best burger winner: McDonald's. Best restaurant: T.G.I. Friday's.

I haven't decided on the other ones yet--I mean, the experienced, knowledgeable judges haven't decided on the other ones yet. Feel free to make suggestions in the comments.

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Best Pizza: Dominoes

Best Drive Thru: Filiberto's in Compton
Best Italian: Olive Garden
Healthiest Menu: Taco Bell Drive-Thru Diet

Has Dominoes changed?

I always found their pizza to be inferior. Of course I come from Connecticut where the pizza is exceptional. But Dominoes was always dead last even among the chains.

JTK, you're missing the

JTK, you're missing the joke.

I hope you're right about

I hope you're right about that. I freely concede that prolonged exposure to the internet has lowered my expectations for most people's standards.

Has anyone tried the new

Has anyone tried the new Domino's, actually? I have to admit I'm sort of intrigued by their new ads, where they claim to have confronted head-on the criticism. But I haven't actually bought any.

Best beer? Bud Light.

Best beer? Bud Light.

Best Flair: Chotchkie's

Best Flair: Chotchkie's

I loled irl.

I loled irl.