The Real Definition of Crime

Crime is anything that a prosecutor believes will advance his dream of becoming State AG and then Governor.

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It's unfortunate that there

It's unfortunate that there are greedy prosecutors only concerned with their own ambitions who ruin it for the honest ones who believe that their job is to promote justice and act accordingly.

*cough* Eliot Spitzer

*cough* Eliot Spitzer *cough*

Except replace "governor"

Except replace "governor" with "president."