Caesar\'s Bath

Jonathan Dingel passed me the baton. Like him, I don't normally like to get too personal on the blog, but I wouldn't stiff a comrade so here goes.

Behold, the Caesar’s Bath meme! List five things that people in your circle of friends or peer group are wild about, but you can’t really understand the fuss over. To use the words of Caesar (from History of the World Part I), “Nice. Nice. Not thrilling . . . but nice.”

1. Coldplay - This band has, oh, about one song that speaks to me. The rest of their music is so bland that I really can't understand why people listen to it.
2. Morning radio shows - Find two or three of the stupidest social misfits in area and then have them talk about the least interesting aspects of popular culture they can dig up. Where's my damn music?
3. Those really pointy shoes the ladies are wearing - I can't speak for everybody, but I'm doing it anyway and saying that no male finds those attractive. Not that being attractive to men has to be every woman's goal when she's getting ready to go out, but I know it's somewhere on a girl's mind if she's going to a club. And with those shoes on, forget it. I should also mention those jeans with no back pockets. Also not working.
4. Jon Stewart - This guy was funny once. Then covering power on a joke news show corrupted him. I nominate Stephen Colbert to take his place.
5. -

Share this