Note to self: do not bathe in ass milk

THE FEDERAL government is moving quickly to protect the virtue of American womanhood from imported ass's milk, which softens the skin, improves complexion -- and turns even the most modest, God-fearing gals into sexual wildcats.

Source: Weekly World News, the most trusted name in supermarket tabloids

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sexual wildcats? hmmm.

sexual wildcats? hmmm. anybody know where i can pick up a jug 'o ass milk?