For Sale: One Country Like New

Iraq for Sale.

Regime free, completely demolished and ready for reconstruction. This country is for auction to a private owner because I just cannot afford paying higher taxes to support the 80-90 billion dollars in reconstruction costs. I will accept money orders only. Please no personal checks. Shipping internationally or domestically is out of the question. Feel free to email me with any questions. BONUS - Iraqi residents come free with purchase of country. Serious bidders only.

I got into the bidding, but I'll need some financial assistance to meet the current bids. I figure it is worth a lot more than current bidding. Email me for details. Just think of "Purchased Iraqi Republic of [yourname]"

UPDATE: Ebay doesn't seem to find it as humorous so the link may not work

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