From the Department of Naughty Innuendo

...comes this amusing selection of thoroughly out-of-context quotes from the new Harry Potter book, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Nothing spoilery. Here's a few samples:

"What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed. (14)

"There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet.
"So, got there yet?" said George eagerly. (100)

"...screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back in Harry's bedroom."

"He's having a go at my mother!" Seamus yelled. (218)

"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this." (343)

"He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor." (536)

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